is chuck norris a ninja?

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Permalink Reply by reaper on October 16, 2007 at 7:24pm

everyone knows Chuck Norris is a ninja otherwise he wouldnt be Chuck Norris

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Permalink Reply by turtlekage on November 7, 2007 at 5:05pm

Chuck norris can't be a ninja because he is so obviously a ninja. If you think someones a ninja, they aren't ninjas. Unless he is so obviously a ninja you think it's not a ninja, that he has to be a ninja. Any questions?

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Permalink Reply by Can Not on November 7, 2007 at 7:34pm

Thread complete, lock and archive, advance to next level.

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Permalink Reply by Roachsan on November 26, 2007 at 4:44pm

Uh...can we say paradox?

Because if it smells like a rose and looks like a rose, it's a rose, right? Same thing for ninjas. Looks like a ninja + sounds like a ninja = ninja.

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Permalink Reply by Sersokhi on December 5, 2007 at 9:39am

You hear ninjas?

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Permalink Reply by DarkWhisper on December 8, 2007 at 11:11am

If you ever see or hear a ninja, it's not a ninja and since chuck norris has been caught on tape. he is therefore not a ninja. He doesn't wear excessive amounts of black clothing and he doesnt use ninja stars. The evidence is overwhelming. Case Closed. (gavel bangs)

Verdict: chuck norris is not a ninja. END OF STORY

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Permalink Reply by Molenater on November 7, 2007 at 5:10pm

Its so clear too me now!

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Permalink Reply by Jimmycash on November 11, 2007 at 12:05am

Agreed 98% ninja 1% Texas ranger and 1% awesome

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Permalink Reply by Hooksword91 on November 11, 2007 at 12:58pm

Chuck Norris can't be a ninja, since we all know his name and face.
Or maybe, he's just a ninja disguising as Chuck Norris to be a stunt double for him, thus helping him to fame.

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Permalink Reply by Can Not on November 11, 2007 at 5:32pm

Or, he's not a Ninja at all, because he's a cowboy or ranger or something else thats also very different from a Ninja.

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Permalink Reply by Jimmycash on November 11, 2007 at 5:50pm

Chuck has done his job right you are questioning his ninjaness. If you doubt he is a ninja then he is a ninja quite clearly he would not do a show called ninja Texas ranger. Chuck will kill you all!!!

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Permalink Reply by Can Not on November 11, 2007 at 7:24pm

Chuck Norris is a dead horse being profusively beaten into the ground. Anyone who says he is a Ninja needs to GTFO and watch some more Naruto to increase their IQ.

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