"I seen it on a show once."
"Look ma, no hands."
"Hurk."
"Funny I dont remember a sword being there a minute ago."
"And then I woke up dead."
"Button, button, press the red button."
"Hi aren't you that Ninja from Ask A Ninja?"
I cant believe nobody posted the famous lines that went something along the liens of of "What are you hiding for? Dont worry they couldnt hit an elephant form thsi Dist..." ~ General John Sedgwick