"I seen it on a show once."
"Look ma, no hands."
"Hurk."
"Funny I dont remember a sword being there a minute ago."
"And then I woke up dead."
"Button, button, press the red button."
"Hi aren't you that Ninja from Ask A Ninja?"
"The red wire"
"This mushroom is not poisonous"
"Nice doggy"
"Are those the lights of two bikes or is it a truck?"
"I bet you 10 bucks I can!" - those are the best!