Well, I am a true practitioner of Ninjutsu and have found it within the chasm which once contained my heart not to slaughter the actor who plays the ninja. Why? Firstly, I find him funny in an ironic manner (and because he brilliantly expositions the modern perspective of ninja godliness). And secondly, he serves us ninja well because he continues to perpetuate the image of ninja being super-human and ultra-natural -- a (mis[?])conception which greatly benefits us and our ability to strike fear into the feeble hearts of our adversaries.
Thus, I am, perhaps, the greatest -- or at least most appreciative -- fan of "The Ninja".
No, I really do have the hat. And the shirt. And then I had it forged by the master tailors of yore into the only sleevless Ask a Ninja shirt. And I have an Ask a Ninja poster. And, if I really need to say it, I have the ringtone. The long one.