3 Ninja vs. An army of 1,547 zombies

Who would win? And the zombies come in waves of 146 at a time, and there's a 15 second delay between each wave. So if ninja aren't quick there could be a lotta zombies.

Anyway-- discuss.

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Permalink Reply by Master Bitch on May 17, 2008 at 3:04am: I heard that you could either destroy the head completely, or remove/destroy the zombie's heart in order to kill them.. for the second time..... At any rate, it sounds like someone saw "Return of the Living Dead"......; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Damien on May 17, 2008 at 9:17am: Nope, never seen "Return of the Living Dead".

I'm just smart, damnit! =P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Master Bitch on May 17, 2008 at 11:26am: Never seen it? It's absoludicrously absurd! Zombies were super fast, they could talk and formulate plans, and they couldn't be killed unless you torched the living hell out of them... which released the deadly chemical Trioxin into the atmosphere, spreading the zombie infection. There was virtually NO ESCAPE! Ridiculous! Go read about it on Wikipedia, or something.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Luimaster on May 10, 2008 at 11:25am: theres no such thing as a zinjie because no ninja would be killed by a zombie! one ninja can take out 3000 zombies, all it has to do is use a couples sickles and run through the line of zombies cutting off each of their heads and slicing out the brain!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Damien on May 10, 2008 at 12:13pm: Couldn't have put that better myself.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Luimaster on May 11, 2008 at 12:58pm: It's all about the sickles; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by John Hudson on May 17, 2008 at 12:37pm: Well comming from a True Ninja I could say that { A } ninja will win. For the fact that ninja's don't work togther they kill each other. But in the time to kill two ninja's with both of them either killing each other or you or each for one as all. The xombie would add up to 292 only if they where skilled enough to kill the other ninjas within 30 seconds. But on that fact the battle between the ninja would be so intence that it would wipe out anything within a...30 block radius killing 4 waves of the zombies. So with the last ninja and seconds ticking away A Ninja would win cause zombies are just lifeless brainless things that you can easly kill with a blade. shuriken [ mind my spelling im killing someone right now ] and.f kd n dju any other form of a weapon [ used the keybored as a club ] So there is my imput as to who will win; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Damien on May 17, 2008 at 1:30pm: Ninjas don't work together? Since when?!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by John Hudson on May 18, 2008 at 4:24pm: Ninja's dont work together as told by "The Ninja" just watch the episode [ me killing so many has deluded my memory of which episode }; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by uberawesomegiantswordswinger on May 18, 2008 at 2:22pm: Two basic questions I must ask before I can formulate a proper answer..
Firstly.. What kind of zombie? are we talking about the kind of "swarm-over-slow-retarded" zombies
Or "super-natural-incredibly-strong/fast" zombies"
And also.. A real live veteran ninja.. who killed dragons and such... or just rookie ninjas?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by KILLbane on May 19, 2008 at 7:58am: Well, at first i was talking about the slow-swarming type zombies. And veteran ninja. But the conversation has changed quite a bit.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by uberawesomegiantswordswinger on May 19, 2008 at 9:56pm: well let's stick to the acctuall stuff then ^^ and if so, the ninjas would definetly win; ▶ Reply to This

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