How does a Ninja handle heartbreak?
I want to tell my ex I still have feelings for her, I do, I just want whats best for her, how would a ninja handle it?
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Permalink Reply by Cap'n Mad Jack Flint on
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Well, as a ninja, you can't really get too close to any one person or object, because as soon as you do, that is when people will begin to go after that object. So I'd say your best bet is... Kill her.
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Hm... well, in this rare case of ninja love, you should let her go her own way (if that way is with you, then that's great for you), and you should go yours, while not interfering with hers (unless she wants you too). Or, you could just try being very blunt, and saying something like, "Hey, I still like you, and I would like to continue killing with you." If that doesn't work, I'm afraid one of you must die.
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Permalink Reply by Alien_Enigma on -
Well for starters I would have to say simply all you got to do is go on a quest to kill a panobat, half panda half wombat. very tricky creature and very random in the way it flops....but moving on to the point, once your able to kill it all you have to do at this point is remove it's third rib on the right side and attach it to the weapon that you used to kill it with...half way there already see how easy this is. Alright now all you have to do is randomly kill everyone at once, with a slight stab into the fabric of time, and it has to be random. and if done properly you have then found yourself in an alternate universe where you are still with your ex and will live happy ever after....except for the small part where you can't be a ninja anymore....but hey if not being a ninja makes you happy then go for it.
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Permalink Reply by Visi on
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As a kunoichi (female ninja), if my ex-boyfriend still had feelings for me, I probably would have let him live a bit longer. You just want what's best for her? If you can handle it, be her friend. Don't try to win her back; that's over. Be her friend or fight her to the death are your only two options. If you can't face either of these, then it's time to take a break and fight some dragons for a while.
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Permalink Reply by BlackShamrock on
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I just have to say that Visi nailed it. "Be her friend or fight her to the death are your only two options." Now, if you go with the fight to the death, you should consider something that was mentioned in a different topic: crossing swords by moonlight. That gives you the absolute best chance of changing her mind, right until you stab her in the face.
If you REALLY want to pour on the romance, then cross swords by candlelight.
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Permalink Reply by Shakinski on
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Okay, first of all a true ninja would never have let her go but hey it happens but now you have to ge her back if you truly love her well that sounds gay okay sec dd opinion go to her win her hearr pucnh out the devil and own with a vengeance and never llok back the ownage will always live on brothe rjoin my club i forgot what it was called but its called
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Permalink Reply by Disoriented Tourist on -
Yeah, a ninja would have to kill her. But if you can't let her go, the next time you talk to her tell her there's a planned piratehood guy (a pirate with condoms over their peg leg(s), a condom for an eye patch, a sword that's really a coat hanger, a gun that squirts spermicidal lube, and a cannon that is only a shop-vac) behind her, when she turns decapitate her, and carry the head around with you, or make a shrine thing to her swinging head (assuming you hang it from a string, so then if you get bored you can just play tether ball with it or something) so you won't lose her, and she still loses her life. Problem solved!
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Does it have to be a striped bass?
(Striped is pronounced "stri-ped" with two syllables)
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Permalink Reply by Shodan on -
Thanks for the support Ninjren (Ninja brothren male/female), I would kill her, but then I can't tell her how I feel, i may just tell her and say that if she wants we can still be friends and continue killing pupapuses (Puppy/platapus) and Gizzalope (Grizzly antalope) together if she so pleases.
Really, thanks for being there and not behind me, too tierd to watch my own back.
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Permalink Reply by Nashah on -
Yeah... basically a true ninjas response would be... to kill her.... cause that is a ninjas response to most things..... but you dont have to do that if you dont want... you could always just disappear, the other ninjas reaction to things
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