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A lot of people on here say they are ninjas... well I question you. What do you have that makes you a ninja? Ever done something really sneaky? Know a type of martial arts? Or perhaps you have some other reason? Well I wanna know!

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well what makes me ninja is that when i was at the young age of 2 1/2 years old i was blind folded in a cave that contain a dragon with a heart of true black and i killed my parents beacuse they said i couldn't do it so i ripped out there hearts and stuff it down there throat then i ripped there arms off and stapped them in the chest and klled them. Then i killed the dragon with its own razor sharp claws that i ripped of and place them in hi throat then kick his throat causeing the claws to pearce throw his throat the he bled to death. So if thats if you can come up with a reason that im not a ninja i want to know.

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hey seabass that sounds similar to MY thread lol JK i don't ahve to explain my self to you you know me

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I am a black belt in various styles in the martial arts including Shotokan and Ninjutsu.

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Honestly a ninja would not tell other people that they are ninja, that would blow the whole ninja mystery plot duh.. Think about it you are walking down the street with your friends talking about ninja training and a cop happens to walk by and hears you , that would not be to smart. Martial arts training is one step but the step everyone else seems to miss is the stealth, be it phsyical or typed does not matter. anyone could say that they studied any given style, but that does not really mean the did it know does it. For example If i told you that i am studying Dim Mak (chinese for the death touch) you would not believe me, or if i told you that i have studied Dim mak and Bojutsu for 11 years that to would lead to disbelief. A quote that my master once told me "the leaf is but an Obstacle to the wind." Still to this day i do not know what it means but it has helped my training

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I can tell you what it means its a saying of stealth you have NO IDEA that the wind exist except when it blows a leaf next to you. And there you go!

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It means that the wind is greater than the leaf, as you are greater than your obstacles. If the wind has no problem with the billions of leaves (obstacles) than you should have no problem raking your obstacles (leaves). Or something to that effect.

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thanks.

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While not entirely stealthy, (I am, but not as much as I would like to be) I am good at hand-to-hand combat.
Generally stealth is not not being seen but more not being noticed, and thus be the most unassuming person you can be, try not to move with other people, that creates an association with which people can identify with, be a loner, be stoic in all things, strike with the most specific strike you can, accomplish your goal in one strike, grappling can disable an opponent much more effectively than a strike. For example, start with a half-power stiff-finger strike, put more power into the strike after it hits to catch the opponent off-guard, then sweep across the body grabbing hold of any article of clothing or appendage you can, put your foot in front of theirs and pull them across your back throwing them to the ground, and then crush either their neck, groin, or armpits with a stomp.

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I deserve to b a ninja because first of all Im a second degree black belt in tae kwon do. Second is that one of my hobbies is sneaking up behind my friends and "assasinating" them, third is this one time my friends and I were playing with a broken peice of pbc pipe when I accidentally hit my friend in the neck, sensing retaliation I ducked just as he chucked it back at me and ended up hitting one of my other firends in the face,, classic.

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I never claimed to be a ninja. I'm more mad scientist. However I do have some qualifications to relate to the ninja-esque.
Really sneaky walker. Studied numerous martial arts over the past 20 years (Jeet Kune Do, Tae Kwon Do, Aikido, Tai Chi, Muay Thai, Boxing, Brazilian Jujitsu, Escrima/Kali, yadda yadda yadda...I was pretty busy at times, eh?), and I see really well in the dark. Don't critique my technique when breaking boards in my profile videos (including the ones on fire), I'm a bit out of practice.
I think I could pull off the outfit fairly well, too, but I don't know if I'd be willing to trade in my Mad Scientist lab coat. Maybe a BLACK mad scientist lab coat. That might work! That, and clone a ninja army! MUHAHAHAHA!

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I can walk around without people noticing. only if I walk on smooth flors making slicking sounds becuase of my bare feet am i noticable...

also I can jump really high and land on peoples shoulders :D
I'm really small and fast and can get out o any tight spot. and thit I mention that iI rock peoples socks of?

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