Are you REALLY a Ninja?
A lot of people on here say they are ninjas... well I question you. What do you have that makes you a ninja? Ever done something really sneaky? Know a type of martial arts? Or perhaps you have some other reason? Well I wanna know!
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Permalink Reply by Gyßel von den Raben on
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Mostly what I do relates to to stealth. I have the ability to get in and out of places unnoticed, sometimes when people don't realize I can get in at all. Silence and shadow are my friends.
Once I was going to a staff meeting, I passed this guy on the way in, went to the meeting room, and when he came in a while later.
Him: When did you get here?
Me: Oh, about 10 or 15 minutes ago.
Him: Wow. I wonder why I didn't see you.
Me: I'm a Ninja.
I also plan on taking martial arts classes once my schedule opens up.
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Permalink Reply by jromag on -
i hve tons of ninja weapons i do shotokan karate and i made my own ninja uniform
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Permalink Reply by Gavin on -
I would also like to say that I am extremely silent whenever I can be - I've had to be in order to get past my parent's room and sneak downstairs in the past. I am trained in the art of Aikido to a yellow belt and I'm enrolled in the adult class, even though I'm only 16, and I am also starting Tae Kwon Do. Fairly adept at using a sword, I prefer to use a staff whenever possible.
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Permalink Reply by Gavin on
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Also, I forgot to mention that I have 5 swords (one of them can split into 2 when removed from the sheath, so I guess that means 6) and 6 daggers / knives.
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Permalink Reply by Edward Latina on -
I could tell you what makes me a Ninja.... but one of two things would happen next:
1) The mass amount of Ninledge (Ninja knowledge) would destroy your brain in a puff of IQ drainage.
2)I would kill you. Using skills I didn't mention.
Needless to say, it would be pretty greusome if I told you what made me a ninja.
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Permalink Reply by Koyama J on -
I'm a ninja because I'M A NINJA; therefore the other ninjas in my area and I have formed our own clan, in which we train to improve our ninja skills. we have set our standards for skill so high, that there are currently 3 members. we not only do martial arts, we create our own styles so that no one can copy them. we also train in weapons, and I specialize in long katana, spear, and throwing knives.
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Permalink Reply by Nick on -
I am a ninja because not only was my first screen name (WHEN I WAS 7!) ninjanick, i can hide like nobody else, i can see in the dark better than anybody else and i can be so inconspicuous that i can have a conversation with someone and have them forget that they even saw me at the same time.
unfortunately for me that does confuse a great deal of people
and i am so good at hiding that you cant even find me when i sleep
besides, how could i survive claiming to be a ninja without being one?
if i was a fake ninja, a real ninja would kill me
and im recruting for the pirate/ninja war at my school
so far we have a shaky peace, but it wont last long
soon ninjas will rule supream!
and silently(!)
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Permalink Reply by NinjaWagnerNinja on -
If all of you weirdos were really ninja, you would not be so proud of it. Cause as real ninjas know, pride is one of every ninja's enemies. But considering that ninjas have about 1,782,432.506 enemies per minute to worry about, pride is not one that you need to worry about too much. but remember that pride cannot be killed with shruiken or kunai knives. so be extra cautious. My proof of being a ninja is because I was born a ninja and I do not have to where a helmet while riding my bike because if something crazy occurs like I become possessed by a ninja that knows shadow possession jutsu and i'm forced to fall off my bike, then i just have to use my antipossession technique and then just as my head is about to hit the concrete i will do a crazy ninja flip move and land on my feet and yell, "Skooled you, concrete!". Hahahahahahahah. Yeah watch out for concrete. It is almost as dangerous as lizonkeys, which are a mix between a lizard and a monkey...those things are crazy.
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Permalink Reply by Gavin on
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First of all, a REAL ninja would know how to spell shuriken, and secondly... I'M A NINJA.
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Permalink Reply by KJ-52 on -
Well of course the basic silent walking, i make no noise except when in full sprint, but even then, im pretty dang quiet, I also practice nestling, which is wrestling for ninjas, its alot like wrestling, but a lot more pulling out brains and poping off heads with choke holds. Also, i am able to defy several laws of physics, like gravity, and lets just say that newton didnt know what he was talking about. I am skilled with just about every weapon known to man, although i dont use guns except as clubs, i think bullets are cheating. O, and the fact that I am Sir Badass Killington, the badass that trained the owner of the fansite (and no i wont tell you his name)
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