Are you REALLY a Ninja?
A lot of people on here say they are ninjas... well I question you. What do you have that makes you a ninja? Ever done something really sneaky? Know a type of martial arts? Or perhaps you have some other reason? Well I wanna know!
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Permalink Reply by samurai killah on -
but have you killed at least 1 samurai ;o
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Permalink Reply by Sabaal on
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Well, I know how to kill a person with a piece of paper in 23 ways. And just a wet one.
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Permalink Reply by Killin4fun on
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I walk up next people and they never see me coming. I'm not even trying to be sneaky and they don't notice me. Also, one time I was so sneaky that I stole my friend's keys and didn't even know I did it until later.
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Permalink Reply by BlackShamrock on
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Isshin-ryu Karate, Aikido, and Kempo. A tiny, tiny bit of that Brazilian Jujitsu. Intestinal fortitude. Righteous Indignation.
Those are my credentials, but unfortunately I cannot say that I've ever crossed swords with another in the moonlight. It all just sounds a little bit too romantic for me. I can say that I've torn someone's kidneys out and fed them to Buddy. Buddy is my pet grypus. What's a grypus, you ask? Half gryphon, half platypus. A grypus' favorite treat is a warm kidney.
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Permalink Reply by JJ Ellis on
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Lessee, I do karate, wado-ryu style, I'm damn stealthy, causing heart attacks for people who don't notice me walk up to them. However i'm not a true ninja as i would disobey my master if they ask me to do something i don't agree with.
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So you admit to being a nonja? I am so very proud of you for having such courage.
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I'm just saying that i'm hardly the ideal shinobi.
But yes, i also have courage.
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Permalink Reply by JustinGoSka on
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I killed 6 different cats that have tried to poop in my backyard. I used ninja stars on three of them, milk with antifreeze on one of them, and a sword on the other two.
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Permalink Reply by Jamie Paget on
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Cool, but rahter mean... poor Kitties.
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