Why do ninjas hate pirates so much? Think you have a good reason?
I know I get annoyed at the pirates! This happens because they're overrated, annoying (sometimes) and well, uh....kind of crude. They do have their good aspects. But I need to know the reason for the rivalry! Think you have a good reason? Reply and tell me. I'll pick the best reply on January 10. Or if you want to tell me how good pirates are then tell me all about it. Convince those pirate-haters out there. Good luck, and thanx for all replies!
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on -
Yeah... guys, try to read the discussion before you add anything else... or else we will hear the same thing over and over.
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Permalink Reply by Monstar Deluxe on -
Your badly spelled english associate must speak!
Both Local Ninja and Shadow have exactly the point - it's all about show-boating (boating? You get it?... Oh, ok.) amateurs versus the unrecognised professionals.
Pirates. Was there ever a class of muderer that was more about hats? Big, big bastard hats! In purple and gold, in green with apricot trim. Not enough for you? Stick a big bloody parrot on there, hell, go for two - they can sing Ebomy and Ivory througout the whole pillaging section. That will leave an impression.
But none the less the Pirate is a capatalist. He's got his big shiny boat, his enromous freaking hat, his managerie of talking birds, all sorts of scurvy dogs and whatnot. Not to mention what all the ammo costs for each good boarding. So, with lots of flash and lots of cash, he is the big Donald Trump of mayhem and murder, Tell me honestly now, cant you just see him in a big three pointed hat cruising his tower cross New York taking broadsides at the print district demaning they give up treasure and the answers to this weeks big crossword?
But the Ninja? Now there is murders journeyman. The craftsman, who actually takes pleasure and satisfaction in his chosen craft. Craft? - ney....Vocation! But as he goes about his business, murdering the good and great of this world using but his wits, ninjitsu, and pointy bamboo he hand-fashioned, does he not aspire? His whole life he is but s shadow, a shade, and if genuinely unlucky a glimmer (see Stephen Segal in The Glimmer Man).
Whilst this is succor to a Ninja, to be but a rumour - some part of each ninja wants a slight of recognition. Do I not garotte at a world class level? Ismy spinal incsion not somthing to behold? Would not there be my name on the shortlist if anyone gave out little golden statues for throat-slitting? ( "I would like to thank my Sensai...Who actually is here this evening....but you wont know until its too late....")
Alas - the ninja continues his bloody craft, always in black.... but in his heart would maybe once.....just that once.... like to stand up roar wearing the emarald green and violent orange pantaloons of recognition that his keen amateur rivals so enjoy.
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Permalink Reply by GothGeek on -
they drank all me rum its imparising bein part irish and not havin rum
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Permalink Reply by Nakadai Tadokoro-San on -
I hate pirates because they remind me of rapers. They spend all their time looking for gold (bling), they all have guns, there loud, annoying, their cloths are ridiculouse, their bad at singing and they are always saying YO! and HO!
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Permalink Reply by 18 visions of unknownness on -
good point
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Permalink Reply by NarcouticNinja on -
Pirates have tried to be the closest thing to a ninja as possible. they hide out in the middle of the ocean where no one thinks they will find them. it's a nice tactic, but a transparent one. almost ANYONE could go out to see and not be found. the only exception is when you are trying to be found by a ninja.
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Permalink Reply by Eviscerus on -
Don't know if it's been said but ninjas hate pirates cuz we get more booty.... get it? I made a sex reference... but using the pirate slang for gold or treasure... get it?
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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How come you don't have your own sitcom, me hearty?
Or do you prefer Stand-up? If you do...
STAND UP AND WALK THE PLANK, DOG!
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