Why do ninjas hate pirates so much? Think you have a good reason?
I know I get annoyed at the pirates! This happens because they're overrated, annoying (sometimes) and well, uh....kind of crude. They do have their good aspects. But I need to know the reason for the rivalry! Think you have a good reason? Reply and tell me. I'll pick the best reply on January 10. Or if you want to tell me how good pirates are then tell me all about it. Convince those pirate-haters out there. Good luck, and thanx for all replies!
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on -
I don't know how you Kunochi stay in shape having that much chocolate!
Well, once in Rome...
*take the Frappuccino and zip it carefully not to fall on the Hot Tub*
I agree with Shadow on somethings. Studies shows that if Pirates associates with any other power class they would become the ultimate power on the earth. They could finish the war on middle east destroying middle east... they would end the U.S.A. economic problems... Destroying U.S.A. and etc.
But were would be the fun? If nations simply bend over our will, don't fight back (well, at least wouldn't fight back with any chance of winning). Pirates wouldn't need to pillage because earth's threasures would belongs to us... Ninjas woldn't need to kill their victims because we would be so powerful that ye simply recieve a letter saying that "it's for the best interest of pirates and ninjas, supreme rullers of the universe, that you existence ends now" and they shall commite suicide.
*have another zip on the frap, and put some rum on it*
It wold be a realy realy bored world to live in.
Not that I believe pirates will loose the war, but it's not a 100% sure thing, and since we don't have ninja support, our victims has a little hope they can run, or hide. I believe the same happens with ninjas. At least on the '80s movies kids with mullets and snickers could take on a little army of ninjas.
*turn the heat on the hottub up*
- Anyone wants rum on ye beverage?
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on -
*waves at Capt. Hardman..."Aye." *hums yo ho ho and a bottle of rum as she strolls over
*still alittle wary about the frappaccino and the whole chair swivel and heat turn up thing....*looks at Shadow..."kinda hard to have/ get press when silent and invisible...no?"
,,," I suppose y'all are right--* props one long, well heeled, patent -leather 'Dominatrix ' (type) boot on the edge of the hot tub, leans an elbow on the top of the boot just above her knee, frappaccino in hand...looking at Capt. Hardman, "can't have boring, now can we" *slow smile~
"So...the question is....*looks at Shadow, Miyu, and back to Capt. Hardman..."What, and/or who, do we do to get what we want?"
*thinks that sounds a bit too Piratey perhaps...
*waits for bthe Capt. to ...."Capt." ,...her frappaccino
"Any ideas all?"
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Permalink Reply by Shadow on -
"Hmmm, Cap Hardman, I would like some rum on my beverage..."
*chuckles softly*
"He's right. Where would the fun be?"
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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* Pour some rum on Shadows and Zeal's cups*
Miss Miyu won't let us drink alone, will ya?
I hope ye apreciate, Shadow... The fine produck of the caribean's oranges. But Lady Z probably is familiar with the Rum, aint ye?
Glad ye aproach. It was a little loneny on the Tub, ye know?
*Bend over Zeal's cup to pour the rum*
On others discuttions I let it clear that There are some skills ninjas has that Pirates must considere... As our secular enemies, if we choise to fight... I don't know... Mr. Roger's fans, the joke would be on US pirates.
Am I right, Z?
*bends back to the hot tub, with wather on his waist level*
Of course, not all pirate ships are dedicated to the war on Ninjas. Some free agents keep their... low profile to personal activities... And maybee infiltrating someone to start a mutim on an enemy ship could be handy... and a ninja's disguise mastery would be my first choice.
*rubs a warm wet tower on his neck* I realy could use a backrub...
Where was I? Oh. Yeah... a mix crew is possible, not as aliance, but, I can see a daredevil capitain goin' against conventions and allowing ninjas on his crew. Considering that a pirate crew try to have salthy dogs with different skills like woodsmith, navigation, sewing, cooking, medicine...
A stealthy front striker could have a job... never underestimating pirates handwork, right, lasses?
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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I Like the lass who knows well her poison.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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So does pirates.
Few people know it, bud even rum being a cheap liquor, it has it's peculiar qualities, some sweet, fruity flavor... afrodisiack...
*smile*
can cut the poison Miss Shadow putted on my frap ...
*lay back at Hot tub*
Oh, and the the thermostat trick with me on the tub would be dangerous... If I weren't from a tropical country where this temperature is like a summer morning on Aracaju's beaches. But your ninja friends can get dehidrated.
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on
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*slow wicked smirk~...infiltrating someone sounds good....*soft chuckle
(and rubbing 'a warm wet tower" doesnt sound too bad either....(lol--sorry Cpt., couldnt resist playing with yer typos....*lol- (call it a flaw)--no offnese meant) *Smile~
*"Right." agreeing with the Capt.'s sentiments of never underestimating a Pirate...
*I'd walk yer back Capt.....*lifts a thigh, bending at the knee, cocking the foot back..."but these things would poke holes through ya...*pats the 4" heels on the boots...
"be rubbin yer ribs from the INside."..*heh...
*Sobers some, bemused smirk still on her full mouth....
"tis a wee bit dangerous, this proposal ye be makin' Cpt. Hardman.... *ponders a moment, deep in thought, pacing before the hot tub...
*hmmm...*pauses, pivots to face him " I like it..." *Slow smile
*looks to Miyu, turning to face her..." Ronins. Interesting." *long pause*..."and...Vikings?," *pause* "Hmmm."
"Ronin's could be ....an unwieldy lot. Vikings are garish, and crude...." *pauses again turning an inspectant eye on Miyu...."What is it ye have in mind Miss?"
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on
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...oh...and vodka makes me mean...and a mean Zeal-ous Pirate would not be exactly 'conducive' to these....discussions."
*takes the rum bottle from Capt. Hardman, takes a draw off it...*..."Mmmmm, I relish the delicious, permeating burn ...the long, slow hot....incineration(smirks)...of a good bottle of rum." *smile~
Everclear and Tequila are a couple other good friends
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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- Vodka, the Russian water...
*Turn the full frap at once*
Nice blunt ye have there, Lass. *look at Zeal' surprise weapon*. Course, my privileged position inside the tub made me see it before you pull it out. But still, I'm surprised among all of us, a comrade pirate is the one threatened with it.
Maybe that's why Ninjas hate pirates so much, like Shadows said... If we turn guns on ourselves, considering that I have no piece of defense but my hat, seeing my blade over there, next to my clothes.
Do you make any objection on me grabin' it? *get out slowly from the hot tub... *. Like I said, I was just tried to be poisoned and boiled... And god forbids I insinuated any medicinal needs being interpreted as a Harassment.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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It would be a fun fight... hat versus boots.
Well... I lied... I also have atower... TOWEL! Wet Towel...
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on
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*chuckles softly...
"that it would....*polishes the pointy toe of her boots..."rather..'spartan-esque'...trying to kill a potential ally.-don't you think? *Smiles~...*ponders...."come to think of it...rather Pirate and Ninja like as well...
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Permalink Reply by VirtualInsanity on -
.... haha.
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