Why do ninjas hate pirates so much? Think you have a good reason?
I know I get annoyed at the pirates! This happens because they're overrated, annoying (sometimes) and well, uh....kind of crude. They do have their good aspects. But I need to know the reason for the rivalry! Think you have a good reason? Reply and tell me. I'll pick the best reply on January 10. Or if you want to tell me how good pirates are then tell me all about it. Convince those pirate-haters out there. Good luck, and thanx for all replies!
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on -
(Disclaimer: (added after typing)..y'all please take this with the humor intended....)
*leaning back against the door jam, legs extended in front of her, crossed at the ankle, *examining her nails...quietly listening to the discussion.... sees an opening...
agrees with Miyu....different "occupations"
Ninjas...more into the killing thing
Pirates... more into the s word and pillaging thing. (given that aspect, im thinking the Pirates have more fun..*smirk).
.oh, and rum...or bourbon,...ohhh, or a good Merlot!...a rich, thick, full bodied..*blinks...oh wait...now we're going back toward that s word again...
mixed drinks even... a good screw dri----no wait....thats leading back to that s word again...
maybe it's safest to say...Pirates are more into those things that get 'em drunk, rich and laid......as opposed to battling numerous giant beasts and what not...
Drink , s word, and rock n roll??...Pirates. *nods...
*suddenly wonders if ninjas do the whole s word thing...
*thinks on it...trying to imagine something that "can't be seen or heard " and that is into killing...doing that...
*hmmm....kinda puts a damper on the into grabbing clawing biting and screaming thing...
then again...
...suddenly feeling something that cant be seen or heard doing that....Would be kinda kinky....
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Permalink Reply by Shadow on -
Very intelligent arguement, good effects. Ninjas aren't really into the s word thing unless they need kids so they can pass on their ninja secrets.
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on
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*Curtsey...*Smile~, Thank you.
...too bad ninjas arent so much into *whispers*...the s word....
they'd be good at more than a few things, i think...*Smiles~, smirk playing in it
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on -
Let's see...
"Your Local Ninja" and Zeal said it all. Envy.
Pirates can enjoy their lives while ninjas has to live on discipline, silence and almost celibate. Pirates sees every single sunset on the planet while Ninjas lives in dark. Pirates sings and scream while ninjas keep it eternaly silent... except for the talkative mutual friends of ours.
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Permalink Reply by ~Cali~ on -
pirates are awesome they have no limits and they do as they please ninjas have to wear that hot suit and itchy mask ugh annoying much? sure pirates are gross but so am I alot of people are pirates get to kill people and have a good time ninjas have to live up to something they are not whats up talking in metaphors? people don't know what they are saying but pirates talk weird too but they dont care so PIRATES RULE!
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Permalink Reply by Kakuzu on -
It's because pirates are obnoxious, selfish, idiotic, ect. They have no honor, nor respect for others, there mean. Ninjas help others and make the world better, they also have many more fighting style.
Pirates = dirty and mean.
Ninjas = respectful honor.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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Too little, too late, Kakuzu.
Even your comrades admited that's envy.
Eh... where is the honor or respect of a back-stabing?
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Permalink Reply by Zeal on
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*still at her perch , leaning back against the door jam, legs extended in front of her over the small chest behind her feet, legs crossed at the ankle, arms folded across her chest, slight bemused smile playing on her mouth as she observes the continuing discussion.....listens as Kakuzu espouses ...
"Pirates = dirty and mean
Ninjas = respectful honor"...
*shoulders pressing her up off the door jam as she speaks in sultry French meets southern honeyed tones...
"Au contraire mon ami ,"
...steps, turns and kneels in one smooth motion looking up at Kakuzu and the others as she extracts a small bag from the chest, quickly closing and locking it again...key disappearing into the folds of her shirts...raises silently, walks over to the electric tea kettle, and presses the leaver down...
"Aye, nasty we be when crossed, but...there are many, many advantages. Aye. we take...*pauses, hand guesture for effect,...." and the world reaps the benefit."
"The Ninja, and those not quite so good as they be, have their role, and we have ours....Ninja and Pirates work well together; *contemplative* "Aye, they do." "As has been stated and well covered...we're of "differing occupations"
*lines up ten harty looking ceramic mugs, ...opens the little bag and lifts it savoringly and breathes in softly and slow...
"Mmmmmm. Intoxicating." *eyes open to a puzzeled 'audience'..."Well of course it's not rum...it's in a bag!"
*Continues speaking, with pauses, as she generously spoons a brown powder into the mugs.."Now, if you will ,...take...for example....exhibit A." A decadent and familiar scent beginning to waft through the room....
*taking the tea kettle, she begins adding hot water to the mugs...and the aroma veritably explodes into the room....
"Chocolate."
*pausing,...Slow smile~....She stirs each mug, ...reaches under the little portable table the tea kettle and mugs are on and pulls out a cold, unopened can of redi-whip...*notes as most everyone takes a step back...*Smiles~..."ah. I see some of you know me..." mischievious grin, as she shakes the can adding some slight, but provocative movements...wicked grin playing on her lips~)..."some other time, perhaps. I'm making a point here.."
*Pops the cap and begins dispensing redi whip "crowns" to the mugs "For you see Ladies, and gentle-uh,-Ninjas (lady ninjas accepted as well **nod of affirmation)...if it weren't for Pirates...the bloated, pasty royals would have kept Chocolate all to themselves..."
*Lifts her own mug....craddling it , smooth and warm in her hands...."Pirates helped give the world, chocolate,....and silk...and spices from around the world, ....lace and rich brocade cloth and tapestries....and many more. " *Smiles~
*hands Miyu and shadow their mugs..."So, drink up me hearties....what ye be wearin', toatin' and drinkin' might justa been given ye, by a Pirate..." *winks and makes a "cheers" gesture....Soft smile~, smirk playin in it...
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Permalink Reply by Akuma on -
well i can think of a LOT more gay pirate joke than.....well any ninja jokes. I think the jokes are made by the ninjas.....ya know pirates call them pussies for not letting there enemy see them and then ninjas spread gay pirate joke all around the world in one night.....so ninjas hate pirates caue they call them pussies and pirates hate ninjas cause, well every thinks there gay....
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Permalink Reply by VirtualInsanity on -
ho ho, ye've got a point.
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Permalink Reply by Mr. Hardman on
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I never heared any gay pirate jokes. There is no ninja jokes? So what the f$#& TheNinja does every week here? Jokes about ninjas!
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