Ninja vs. Chuck Norris?

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Permalink Reply by Num nums 117 on May 5, 2008 at 9:36pm

DOODS. listen up.

CHUCK NORRIS can only kill himself with a roundhouse kick to the face
and on his face is a beard
and behind his beard is another fist
so therefore he CANNOT be killed by a ninja.

however if the ninja did somehow manage to time-warp chuck so he kicked himself?
game over

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Permalink Reply by Mr X on May 6, 2008 at 4:12am

Chuck Norris technically is a Ninja so he would kick his own ass

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Permalink Reply by ninja14 on November 13, 2008 at 12:45pm

the thought is ridiculous. if a ninja ever fought chuck norris, the ninja would simply implode upon impact and the shockwave would cause every single woman within a two hundred mile radius to become impregnated instantly.
dont fight chuck norris.

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Permalink Reply by cody reed heins on April 5, 2009 at 5:16pm

the only person that can kill chuck norris is grizzly adams so chuck would obviously win

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