Is it just me, or is Edward Cullen a prick?
I mean, he might be physically perfect and all that junk, but he's rude, selfish, creepy, and a severe pedophile. Not to mention, fictional. And yet somehow, all these teenage girls love him? Why did Twilight's author have to set a male standard that's impossible, let alone unideal, to reach? Heck, we have enough trouble already trying to deal with girl's anorexia to be as skinny as supermodels. This is even more ridiculous. It just don't seem right to me.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Plus, ya gotta admit, the books are poorly written. The only outstanding thing about it is Edward. Edward Edward Edward. When are the REAL guys gonna get a chance? Stop masturbating over fictional vampire pedophiles and go out there and get a non-fictional gentleman that will treat you better than a geriatric vampire ever could.
(the following is sarcasm)
...mind if I sneak through your bedroom window in the middle of the night? Ya know, to "protect" you? *wink wink*
(/sarcasm)
Wake up, girls. Your Knight in Shining Armor will not be located between the covers of a book.
And guys, you don't have to live by the Edward standards. The last thing this world needs is millions of self-absorbed pedophiles. If a girl won't date you because you're not like Edward, then just walk away and let it be that way. You wouldn't come to like a shallow-minded obsessed teenage freak in the end.
To those who are new to the discussion:
Feel free to post whatever response you see fit, as long as it is relevant. However, for those who think they have something new to add to the discussion: You may want to read back and make sure that what you're about to say hasn't already been said four dozen times. It's really annoying to have to read the same thing over and over and respond to it in the same way.
Tags: book, novel, pedophile, shallow, teenagers, twilight, vampires
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on -
All that proves is that shit appeals to flies. I'm not denying that it's bestselling, but that does not mean it's well-written or good in any way.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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Is it too much to ask that people like things that are ethically correct and have a speck of quality? I disagree that their like is justified. Claims can be justified if they are valid according to reasoning.
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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So a murder can be justified if the perpetrator has just one small reason for doing what they did; is that what you're saying?
Stephenie Meyer is compelling, I'll give her that. That does not make her writing any better. Like I said, all it means is that she's either a deranged sexless fanfiction writer or a financial genius.
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Permalink Reply by 4EverSleeping on -
Hen, did you see Rob's comments regarding the book? I think you'd find it hysterical.
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Permalink Reply by Mandango on -
I vote she sold her soul to satan to get the sales up on that piece of crap
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Permalink Reply by Henroshi on
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Same to you, as long as it doesn't cause you to think incorrectly or immorally, and doesn't encourage you to infringe upon the liberties of others.
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Permalink Reply by Chi on -
Twilight didn't top Harry Potter sales, dear. In fact, I don't think it came close. If you're referring to the best sellers list, the list is only over a few months, not total ever.
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Permalink Reply by Lord Tai on -
And why? Because the number of retarded teenage girls is higher than the number of people who like bland magic stories. Since I am neither a girl, nor gay, I completely agree with Henroshi, and so does anyone with half a brain.
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Permalink Reply by 18 visions of unknownness on -
hes in your pants
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Permalink Reply by Mrs.Cullen on -
Hahahaha.OME the girl you like is going to fall in The Trap(my friend calls it that) and poems about Edward aren't revolting just because you hate him.
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