what is the most "ninja" thing you've ever done?!
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Permalink Reply by Erich N. Ninja on -
ok most ninja thing i did was in california, it was about a week before cristmas and it was a cold night, the moon was out i had my claws on, so i was climbing trees looking into my enemy's house's, and one of my enemys was out on vacation, so i used my grappleing hook on his porch to go into the back of his house and i set traps all over his house, such traps you would normaly find in a college dorm. Not the stab stab ouchi traps with the death and bleeding, but anyways i routed his toilet so when he flushes it, it would spray his face with toilet water. I grabbed all the furniture he had and stacked it in his living room, i filled his bath tub with gold fish i transplanted a garden into his bedand finnaly i nailed almost all of his doors shut....:P
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Permalink Reply by sk8ninja on -
ok this might be long and painfull (bad spelling and grammer) or boring or somthing, . my kung fu brother and i were climbing mountan park called skinners butte at 3 in the morning to work out and practice eskrima stick fighting it is loud with all the sticks clashing and looks like real fighting so not to be done in public and it a good place looks all over the city (sorry i suck at wrighting) ... we are half way up the hill on a trail that cuts across the butte and we hear sirens and see lights a high speed chase is going on down at the road that runs along the base of the hill 1 bad guy and 6 police cars on his tail right as the lead car is in sight the bad guy ditches his car and runs in to the woods below us , all the cops get out of there cars and form a line evenley spaced and start sweeping up the hill with flashlights and guns drawn they are coming right at us and somewhere in the middle is the guy there looking for . at this point my friend and i are realizing that we are in all black and have weapons and in a park after closeing and it would not be good if we were shot for looking like ninjas,.. we could not retreat becouse we had cilimbed up a basalt rock climbing cliff without ropes to get half way up the hill.. the cops were almost upon us we could not move down the trail for we would be seen buy the flash lights s so we decided to hide under a huge dowend fir tree untill the police moved over us and then as soon as they had passed the trail we decided to move on the trail across the face of the hill behinde the police silentley at one point we snuck behind an officer only 15 feet away (pretty scary when they have ther guns drawn) we were silent and made it to the other side ,scaled down the side of the resivor wall cut through some brush and and in to downtown eugene away from all the police we made it ! .. a couple blocks later we did get stopped by the police but oly to be asked if we had seen some one matching the suspects discription.. we were free to go. so what do you think ninja? i know it would have been a better story if i caught the bad guy sorry...
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Permalink Reply by Darnarius on -
lol man that must have been a really bad guy 7 cars?!?! lol but yeah very ninja next time you should try to sneak INTO the police station lol jk
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Permalink Reply by Divinity Magic on -
I used to work as a cop (before i became a Magician) and one day i was working retail crime unit. I didnt shave for a week and stood outside this dept store. I got talking with the local "undesirables" and i said..
"dude...its easy as shit to steal from in there"..
The guy entered and stole ons of stuff as he ran toward me to show me his newly aquired goods, i busted him!!! lol.
Ninja? or just mean?
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Permalink Reply by Nate on -
i jumped off a 3 story building onto a blow-up pillow thing
and i was in the hospital for 8 months! ( i broke like... 10 bones )
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Permalink Reply by Damian Nordmann on -
One of the most ninja like things I have ever done was to shoot my big sister with a blowgun. I was 13 years old. She and her boyfriend ganged up on me while I was trying to do some stretches while watching TV. I was taking Shorin-Ryu Karate at that time in my life. She and her boyfriend were wrestling and they kept knocking into me. My sister and I went at it and her boyfriend picked me up and threw me unto another couch in a different room. I went and got one of my blowguns and shot her. It hit her in between her knuckles on her hand, index and middle finger knuckles. She screamed and freaked out. It was so cool. Her boyfriend never messed with me again because he knew he would be next ha ha ha.
One time I also was dressed in black and I hid at night in a small shadow of a large building. I hid for 2 hours in plain sight (except for the shadow) while my cousins looked for me. It was a kind of man hunt game and they needed to tag me. They walked within feet of me, but couldn't see me because I was in the shadow and dressed completely in black. It was awesome!
Another time, when I was in high school I was staying at my dad's appartment one night. I was taking American Kenpo Karate at the time. My dad started joking around with me like he knew martial arts. I jokingly popped a quick front snap kick to his shin. I didn't kick that hard, but it dropped him like a rock. My dad is a good four inches taller and about 60 pounds heavier than me. I thought he was joking but he crawled over to the couch and went to sleep there. The next day he had a bruise on his shin. Just goes to show you shouldn't joke around with a Double Scorpio Ninja who knows martial arts.
I have plenty more. If you want to hear more than comment here and I'll see what else I can remember. I can also tell you about the extensive collection of ninja weapons my parents let me have when I was a kid. It was so great!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Fallen on -
Mneh, I believe my most wonderful ninja moments are when I am incredably sneaky. Like, I sneak up on people and make them lose fifteen years of their lives naturally as it is, but when I really try, it can get deadly.
For example: I have a group of friends who are performers at Renaissance festivals, and this past year they traveled all the way up to Massachussettes for a faire. I went all the way up there too, without telling them. You should have seen the looks on their faces.
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Permalink Reply by CatDragon on -
The most ninja like thing I have ever done, was when I was like around 11-13 years old I would sneak past my parents room to go downstairs to watch TV. I only got caught a couple of times, and usually on the way down, but i soon learned how to walk on the carpet with out creaking the wooden floor under it.
Yes I always narrowly escaped death when sneaking out of my room after bed time. Even when I was older I knew wakening the parents meant death. Mom has this earth shaking yell that makes you wish you were deaf, when shes angry, and she is usually angry when I woke her up at like 2am. lol
I also used to sit up in the tree in the backyard and watch the people int he neighborhood doing their thing. The thing about the tree was it was a huge oak tree that leaned over the back fence and I could use the fence to climb up the tree. The branches usually covered me from plane site , it was awesome.
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Permalink Reply by MayonakuHime on -
I have snuck into a croud with another ninja , snuck away from that ninja and the appeared right back in their face without them even knowing I was gone. I've also hid from a person for five hours. Been on a roof of a house, and done other ninjaly things that can not describe to you or I would have to kill you :D
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