Permalink Reply by Jade on October 11, 2007 at 12:51pm
Well I actually have a thing I just did in the past week that is very ninja. I kicked someone so hard I actually hurt their leg rather badly, but here is the ninja part- He was wearing shin guards.
A lesson to people- don't contest 50/50 soccer/football balls with me, you'll get hurt.
Well I've done a few, but one of the coolest ones was when a few of my friends from school and I were messing around.
They're all slightly younger than me, so they joined forces against me.
One was holding me around the legs. One was holding my right arm.
The youngest smallest one was around my neck.
There are two other guys and one ran at me; He jumped, and with one hand I grbbed him mid-air and threw him onwards past me. He did a full flip, landing on his feet and rolling forwards down a hill. I pulled my right arm in and pushed the guy holding it on to his back. Then it ended when I used both arms to push the guy around my neck up and back. He landed on the guy holding my legs and flattened him.
I did it within about 3 seconds and walked away completly fine.
The only other one that was about as cool as that was when I was meeting up with some of my friends.
I snuck up on them and stood about 2 meters behind them while they spent 10 minutes looking out for me.
I finally walked up to them and they didn't notice I was there for another minute.
Man, theyre pretty cool stuff...I did somethin similar to that first one once...
I challenged my 3 bros and my bros 2 friends (all younger than me) to try and beat me, they all pinned me down, ya know, grabbed my legs, arms, and headlocked me, but freeing one arm i managed to get out of it all and pin them all down XD pwned em all...It was good stuff, so i know whta it feels liek to do that kinda shiz...Probably one of the most ninja things ive done...
Oh, plus we were in a carpark/park area sneaking up on people and taking em out, ninja style...This was me and about 1/2 other friends...That was some good stuff. Out in daylight too XD
lol i challeged two of my friends to a wrestling match thing too... one of them is a year older than me and the other a year younger... but i'm bigger then both... they managed to pin me to the ground... so i just used my streangth to get my legs underneath me... and i kinda did a half flip half roll and landed on top of them... then i just kinda got up and walked away. does that count as being a ninja?
Ok well once my brother was chasing me around our house becuase I had like 200 dollars that was his in my hand, so there was a dead end in our parents bedroom so I got on the bed and did like a cool flip thing that got me like really far out of the room so then i just ran out. It was one of the best moments ever! And I live in a suburb of la and san diego, so we like to go to the city a lot and mess around. But I didn't wanna get hurt, so as a safety measure I took a self defense class. So then one of my best guy friends came up from behind me to hug me, but I thought he was just a creepy guy so i like did this move where you flip the person to the ground and i almost knocked him out. It was funny, but not for him XD!!!