ninja vs. master cheif

ok so ninja vs master cheif...who do u think gots it...

Permalink Reply by andrew harkness on October 3, 2007 at 12:55pm: if it is bad then my life has finaly got intresting!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gamer Chick on October 3, 2007 at 1:01pm: hello u guys cant beat me at halo ever. and im a GIRL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nick Gravink on October 3, 2007 at 1:37pm: i can beat u *domestic violence ensues*; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gamer Chick on October 3, 2007 at 2:11pm: i dont have a clue what that game even is -_-; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gamer Chick on October 3, 2007 at 2:12pm: guys r so stinken LAME; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nick Gravink on October 3, 2007 at 2:22pm: :P; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Gamer Chick on October 5, 2007 at 3:45pm: :p :p :p; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Nick Gravink on November 20, 2007 at 11:45am: fine then, :P :P :P :P >_<</body>; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Ivanhobe on October 3, 2007 at 2:42pm: Yea, ok, first of all, master chief is part of a videogame, and as everybody knows, ninjas can beat videogames, besides, master chief is pretty much usseles without a weapon of some sort, in the other hand, even if a ninja doesn`t have any weapons available, the ninja still knows like a trillion ways to kill you; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Aaronmr on October 3, 2007 at 3:56pm: depends on the situation i gues, i mean if master cheif knows the ninja's out to get him master cheif will probly win but if the ninja has the element of suprise then the ninja, it would also help to know which weapons each are using master cheif has a pretty good arsenal and so does the ninja; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Edward Latina on October 3, 2007 at 4:26pm: Guys stop analyzing the situation so horribly! Just face it Ninja men and women, MC would destroy a ninja anyday with any weapon (even his fists!) Why? Cuz his name is Master Cheif. That's all there is to it. Sure a Ninja would put up a good fight, but still, all MC has to do is find some random object laying around, pick it up, be it a pound or a ton, and wack that ninja so hard he is ejected from that stealthy black suit of his! No ifs about it...; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by BlackMark on October 3, 2007 at 4:51pm: This has gone on far too long. It should have been settled earlier in the thread, but I guess some people just aren't getting it. Let's put it into mathematical terms. "Ninja" indicates an arbitrary ninja and "Ninja[0]" indicates the ninja which is to fight Master Chief:

Master Chief = Ninja + Future.

So, if Ninja[0] > Master Chief - Future

And, Future < Ninja[0] - Master Chief

Then Ninja[0] > Master Chief; Otherwise, Ninja[0] < Mater Chief.

In other words, Master Chief is simply a ninja from the future. That means that if the ninja whose job it is to fight Master Chief is a better fighter than Master Chief and can over come the futuristic advantages of Master Chief, then the Ninja will win. It all depends on the Ninja in question. For example, if we were to use Thr33:

Ninja[3] >>>>>>> Master Chief - Future

And Future <<< Ninja[3] - Master Chief

Therefore Ninja[3] >>>> Master Chief

As you can see, the futuristic advantage makes a very substantial difference. Master Chief is only extremely, extremely, extremely, extremely weaker than Thr33 (where a single extremely indicates a negligibility of comparison) as opposed to most other (im)mortal beings which would require infinite "extremely"s to compare to Thr33.; ▶ Reply to This

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