I'm not totally sure that a ninja would defeat a Panserbjorn (armored bear) in battle.
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Permalink Reply by Doctor Scraps on -
Are you kidding? There's all kind of places in an Panserbjorn where there's no armor. Cause, if there wasn't, they'd have a hard time moving, what with all the metal hindering their joints. Taking down a Panserbjorn is just a matter of sneaking up from the side, and staying out of it's peripheral vision, and maybe...sticking a toothpick in one of those little openings, that way the Panserbjorn is too busy going "Who's poking me in the side?" to really keep it's focus on you, and hopefully, he'll keep turning in circles, and tired himself out and expose the unprotected underbelly.
Then you move in for the kill!
Happy Ninja Day!
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Permalink Reply by Tieg on -
I'm sorry Doc, I just don't believe it. A Panserbjorn can kill a walrus just by lifting its hand! In fact, if a Panserbjorn was attacked by an army of 1,000 Spartans, it would just have to wake up from its noontime nap and stretch and immediately thee Spartan army would be squashed. I've read in some books that Panserbjorn's have 93.5 tons of force just in their nose. In fact, if I were a biologist I would classify the Panserbjorn as an evolution of the ninja. NINJALA PANSERBJORNICUS. There you go. Science.
Happy Ninja Day to you too.
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Permalink Reply by Doctor Scraps on
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That's because the Spartans don't know the meaning of Stealth! Of course they'd get squished. What with the nakedness (total lack of armor), and the shouting and the running...it's a wonder the Spartans lasted as long as they did.
But now that you bring this up, there is one very unlikely way then to take one of those monsters down. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to go up the butt. And with something sharp, really ruin his day. That'll teach him to eat your picnic basket.
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Permalink Reply by Sersokhi on -
Seriously, if you can't find a way to kill something you shouldn't call yourself a ninja.
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